We're talking about the serious business of Pokemon AUs for your beloved characters. I require your teams, types, gyms, city, what fucking ever. Do it.
Just for you, Vorrick.
Found this while trying to untangle the mess that is my Word. Not sure what the deuce it is, when I wrote it, or WHY I wrote it: it just exists. I'm going to assume that it's some sort of skeleton draft from forever ago but I don't know. Here for the lols, really.
Wayblade received the saronite.
I feel something like regret over it.
Nevermind, he’s harping about his trolls again. B/
I am always right.
I might have been hit on.
I hate Howsa.
I hate Matojo.
I hate Jana.
I hate trolls.
Singebrow and the King are not getting married.
Note: mail more saronite.
Second note: need targets.
I baked a pie with knives in it, the priestess may try and purge me from the world.
I am still right.
He will live to regret it. Or perhaps not, death often comes swifter than remorse.
[a hastily scribbled note, likely tacked somewhere where he’ll never see it again]
I will not vent my frustrations on the first writer that happens to ooze smugness onto the pages. Chasing children, or adults whom act like children, around in circles is not seemly, dignified, or worth the effort.
i will not apologize
It seems that I have taken part in a camping trip.
“Magister Stillwater has had an unfortunate accident,”